1. Anchor Baby
A drink one places strategically next to a potential hook-up to provide a reason to return to the area and resume flirtation.
Don’t worry, I’m not giving up on neon heels – I left an anchor baby.
An argument that you ordinarily wouldn’t give a shit about, but because you are drunk and in a bar, at that moment it’s the most important thing in the world.
You are INSANE if you…
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